19 Aug 2008 07:36 pm

Speculation over the age of members of the Chinese women’s gymnastics team is increasing after a standard test indicated they were under 16.  The girls were deemed marriage material by Woody Allen.

 

18 Aug 2008 07:09 pm

Donnie Wahlberg and his wife have filed for divorce.  Time will tell whether the filing is real or just a publicity stunt to garner attention for the upcoming New Kids reunion tour.

 

18 Aug 2008 07:07 pm

Netflix has resumed normal shipping after being shut down by 3 days of technical problems.  Too bad there is never a technical problem with their internet ads.

 

18 Aug 2008 07:06 pm

In eastern India, in order to save grain stocks the government is encouraging people to eat rats.  In response to the request a number of restaurants will be opened by Taco Bell.

 

18 Aug 2008 07:04 pm

In NY, in a Queens playground a pigeon that had been painted purple has been found.  Officials speculate this was an intentional act of cruelty or simply a color blind hooligan trying to paint the town red.

17 Aug 2008 08:53 pm

Donald Trump has offered to bail out Ed McMahon by buying his home and leasing it to him.  Trump’s only condition is that McMahon sit next to him and say “yes sir that is correct”.

17 Aug 2008 08:50 pm

In Egypt, a 27 year old woman is resting after giving birth to septuplets.  Doctors say with a week they expect the woman to be fully recovered and back to walking like an Egyptian.

17 Aug 2008 08:48 pm

Ellen DeGeneres and her long time girlfriend were reportedly married at her home over the weekend; sources say the entire wedding party was dressed in matching

flannel shirts and Birkenstock sandals.

17 Aug 2008 08:47 pm

Ellen DeGeneres and her long time girlfriend were reportedly married at her home over the weekend in a ceremony where the brides were given away by their high school field hockey coaches.

17 Aug 2008 08:43 pm

Ellen DeGeneres and her long time girlfriend were reportedly married at her home over the weekend.  Ryan Seacrest is rumored to have been the maid of honor.

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